Peanut Butter & Chocolate No-Bakes {or you can call them what WE call them...}

Ohhhhhh...poop {cookies}.

There. I said it. And I'll say it again. Poop Cookies. I've debated for quite some time {all morning actually} whether or not I'd tell you what we really call these cookies around here. I take no credit for the name. The bestie {Lori} introduced me to these my freshmen year in college. And not to drag this even further into the bathroom talk...but it's probably obvious why we call these...well, poop cookies. Lori's also my dump cake buddy. Yeah, she's trouble, I tell ya. Dump cake. Poop cookies. Ironically, she's the classiest person I know. I'm not even a little kidding. You'd have to be classy to be able to throw around words like "poop" and "dump" and have them taste this amazing. 

These are seriously crazy-easy.

You'll need:

• 2 cups sugar
• 2 TBS. cocoa powder
• 3 TBS. real butter {I use salted. Because I'm southern and that's what we do.}
• 1/2 cup whole milk
• 3/4 cup creamy peanut butter
• 1/4 tsp. salt
• 1/2 tsp. vanilla
• 2 cups uncooked quick oatmeal

Combine sugar, cocoa, butter and milk and bring to a boil.
Stir constantly while boiling for one minute.

Remove from heat and add peanut butter, salt and vanilla.

Add oats and mix completely.

Once everything is incorporated, they'll start to firm up a bit.
Drop by the heaping tablespoon onto wax paper.

Pop into the fridge for an hour to finish firming.
Soooo good.

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